| | It's odd.
Years ago, and many times in this blog, Mr Pnutt has said
repeatedly that one day the Greedy Ol' Pimps (GOP, for newbies to
the D&P Show - welcome, btw) would be woken by the scream of
approaching sirens and sit up, squinting their hungover,
bloodshot eyes against the harsh light of day, and realize, with
growing horror that the party is OVER and dawn has found them in a
cheap motel room, surrounded by piles of cash, booze, drugs & dead
hookers.
Or something like that. A guy can dream, can't he?
But the next best thing is happening, and it's happening right
now. The new Democrap majority (Mr Pnutt is an equal-opportunity
playa hater, folks) hasn't even taken oath yet and already
the Injuns are slipping out of the darkness, swinging their warclubs at
the scalps of the cowboys who've done such a great job of wrecking our
country over the past six years.
It's a pretty sure bet that the GOP will be too busy ducking arrows and
frantically hiding sacks of dirty money for the next two years
to pay very much attention to anything else. The new
party motto should probably be:
"Sauve Que Peut!!!!"
... which roughly translates as: "Save yourselves! Every man for himself!"
The FBI announced yesterday that investigation of public
officials has jumped 30%. Over 164 Bush appointees are currently
being investigated. If you factor in state & local
officials the number jumps to well over 1000. (See Friday's Washington
Post.)
The slimy, bloody trail will eventually lead to 1600 Pennsylvania
Ave. Count on it. That's where it all began, after all.
Not neccessarily the incredibly ignorant and gullible George W. Bush,
but to Dick Cheney. (the real bosses of the country probably
don't even let W attend the meetings..) Look no
further than Uncle Dick's refusal in 2000 to divest himself of
his Halliburton holdings - which, then, paid him @
$180,000.00/year. Last year, those payments from Big Oil to
Cheney had grown from $180K to $8,000,000.00.
Yup, that's EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS, folks.
To those innocents who believe that the Executive Branch is immune to
major prosecution, Mr Pnutt suggests they Google Spiro T. Agnew,
Nixon's Vice Prexy. Her did twol years in the slammer for
extortion & bribery. He was replaced by Gerald Ford.
(Interesting sidenote: both Uncler Dick & Donald "Rumblefish"
Rumsfeld were very senior Nixon aides. So were Paul Wolofowitz
& that shining beacon of integrity, Richard Perle, who bought up
defense industry stock & then vigrously pounded the drum of war as
a member of Rumblefishs' Defense Policy Board, which was created when
the FBI, CIA, State Department, and every other credible source was
insisting there was no connection between Saddam & 9/11. So
Rummy created the DPB, which immediately shouted out that not only was
Saddam connected to 9/11, he was also guilty of every crime in
the book , including driving the car that ran over Aunt Tilly's
chihuahua, plus being a total butthat in general.)
Now, in today, there's a new revelation. It was revealed by
the FBI that no less than 44 (that's FOURTY-FOUR) Bushites @ the
National Institutes of Health are being investigated for
accepting bribes from pharmaceutical companies. The
NIH conducts tests and studies of new drugs. The doctors were
on BOTH NIH and Big Pharma payrolls, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
The first conviction has already been handed down: the Doc in question
was ordered to pay back over $285,000.00 he recieved in bribes
and "put on probation" by the Bushite administration in place @
NIH. The incoming Congress is starting to yell bloody
murder over this episode. Probation!?!
Gentle Readers, you can Google "Dr. Pearson Sunderland III" if you want to see more on this subject.
The timing of all these investigations becoming public is suspiciously
soon after Dubya told the Iraq Study Group to go take a
flying f*ck @ a rolling donut in response to their report, which
basically demonstrates that Bush & His Fabulous Dancing
Chickenhawk administration did not and do not know what the
hell they're doing & that it's time for Bush, Cheney & Co. to
shut up, sit down, and let the grownups take over our foreign policy,
since they've been behaving like a fifteen-year-old boy who's been
handed the car keys & a fifth of Jack Daniels & told to "go out
and enjoy yourself, son."
Bush gives them the finger, and BOOM! Corruption investigations explode
across the front page of every news organization in the country (with
the exception of Fox News, where they evidently still believe that all
the country's problems are caused by the miasma of "negative
thoughts" from everybody who doesn't watch Fox News & treat
Bill "phone sex pervert" O'Reilly's rantings as pure gospel.
Its' safe to say that the honeymoon is over.
Mr P, who has no problem with saying "I told you so" to the neocon
"thought police" who have been screaming down any attempt at
reasonable debate for the past six years, has only one thing to say to
them now:
WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Scurry for cover back beneath the rock from whence y'all crawled
out from under back in 2000! The next two years are gonna be FUN.
But not for the GOP.
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